Cottleston Pie

Netflix has a "Friends" feature where you can share some of what you watched and what you thought of it with friends who also use Netflix. I've one such friend on Netflix and I was a laughingly offended when I saw her listed like this on the Netflix website:

My first thought was, "Um, excuse me, what's wrong with Winona?" (thinking that it was asking me if I wanted to replace my friend with another). It reminded me of a Shel Silverstein poem where "our little Clarence sent off for two brand-new parents."

(As you might have guessed, I substituted Winona's name for my friend's name. Who knows...maybe someday I'll actually have Winona Ryder on my friends list and I'll have to come back and substitute Winona's name with another name. So check back and watch for that. But don't check often.)